Exception 6: The Unlikely Hero

This is the story of Bob, a mild-mannered accountant who saved the world from certain doom on a Tuesday.

It started with a typical Tuesday morning, when Bob's coffee machine malfunctioned and spilled its contents all over his tie.

As he frantically tried to clean up the mess, he received a distress call from the President, who needed his expertise to save the world from an alien invasion.

With his trusty calculator and a can of compressed air, Bob set out to save the day.

He battled giant robots, outran laser blasts, and somehow managed to not spill any more coffee.

And in the end, the world was saved, all thanks to Bob's exceptional accounting skills.

Read about Bob's trusty calculator and its role in the battle.

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"I never thought I'd be the hero type," said Bob, "but I guess you could say I'm an exception."